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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rebel

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I love you, but I cannot accept your lifestyle.


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NielsRak
34 days ago
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Pretty sure we're already there...
norb
32 days ago
So true

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Problem

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'Ha ha, Zuckerberg is a robot.' ***spends 14 hours motionless in front of a screen***


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NielsRak
69 days ago
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Do Not Track, but tell me how to get places...
tante
69 days ago
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Very 2018 thought on digital social networks.
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Sun and Earth

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But we don't need to worry about the boiling masses sandwiching the thin layer in which we live, since we're so fragile and short-lived that it's unlikely to kill us before something else does! Wait, why doesn't that sound reassuring?
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NielsRak
161 days ago
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0 days without a potentially culture-destroying event
alt_text_at_your_service
165 days ago
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But we don't need to worry about the boiling masses sandwiching the thin layer in which we live, since we're so fragile and short-lived that it's unlikely to kill us before something else does! Wait, why doesn't that sound reassuring?
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But we don't need to worry about the boiling masses sandwiching the thin layer in which we live, since we're so fragile and short-lived that it's unlikely to kill us before something else does! Wait, why doesn't that sound reassuring?

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I bet if I yell at my scared friends I will feel better.
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ossiander
731 days ago
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This seems to be what the news is saying.
NielsRak
731 days ago
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What, the scared friends that have been yelling at everyone else that they're racist?
ameel
732 days ago
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Hehehehehe
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alt_text_bot
732 days ago
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I bet if I yell at my scared friends I will feel better.

Defy, Defy, Defy.

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CAUTION: may contain Muhammed.

The Road To Popehat: Questionable Life Choices Edition

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It's time for the Road to Popehat: the feature in which we check out the traffic logs, see what searches brought you here, and contemplate whether a Trump presidency would really make such a big a tonal difference.

This time: go home and sit down and think about your life.

does slander count when you're drunk OK sir I see I'm going to have to ask for a larger fee deposit on this one.

is defamation good or bad? Welllllll, it's good for business.

a judge called me an arsehole can i sue him Definitely. For slander. And possibly RICO. I'll wait here and watch.

the new wife said she wished i would just die, is that a threat I'm just spitballing here but have you tried not calling her the new wife?

what does it mean when your boss tells you that he could still investigate your wrong doing, does he usually end up looking into it? Okay. First I need you to calm down. Let's not speculate. Let's prepare for different possible outcomes and be ready to discuss developments. The important part is that you calm down and be patient.

if your boss says "he could still look into it" is he just making a threat or is he actually going to possibly look into it? Goddammit.

is it worth it to complain about a cop There are faster ways to get threatened and beaten, but hey, yeah, sure.

because every interaction that a man has with a woman these days can be construed as harassment should men wear body cameras Coming up on the Mark Levin show, right after this break!

do white people have a right to be offended when generalisations are made about them? Yes, white people have the same right — conferred by God and recognized in the Constitution — to be as unproductively sensitive as anyone else.

step 1: respond to the following: many men believe that their “wolf whistles” and “cat calls” are forms of innocent flirting. the textbook, however, suggests that when taken all together, they help to create of a hostile environment for women. using material from the text and techniques of sociological analysis, discuss the pros and cons of this perspective. be sure to respond to at least two of your peers. Okay, so you're not merely trying to get the internet to do your homework for you, you can't even be bothered to reframe the question into a rational search term? On a question like this? Are you planning a career of lying in a vat and selling your organs?

why are lawyers so glamorous I will answer you as soon as I finish sitting on a rock-hard bench next to a trembling meth addict for three hours waiting for a former DA who knew someone who knew the governor wander onto the bench and call my half-minute-long hearing.

popehat mediocre thugs Glamorous mediocre thugs, please.

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