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XKeyboarCD

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The key caps use LCD displays for all the vowels, so they can automatically adjust over the years to reflect ongoing vowel shifts while allowing you to keep typing phonetically.
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NielsRak
854 days ago
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I like how the name reads like 'X-Key-Borked'
sulrich
855 days ago
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well this hit a little close to home.
alt_text_bot
855 days ago
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The key caps use LCD displays for all the vowels, so they can automatically adjust over the years to reflect ongoing vowel shifts while allowing you to keep typing phonetically.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rebel

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Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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I love you, but I cannot accept your lifestyle.


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NielsRak
1067 days ago
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Pretty sure we're already there...
norb
1064 days ago
So true
kazriko
1067 days ago
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This. It's happened a lot through history. :)
Colorado Plateau

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Problem

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'Ha ha, Zuckerberg is a robot.' ***spends 14 hours motionless in front of a screen***


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NielsRak
1102 days ago
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Do Not Track, but tell me how to get places...
tante
1102 days ago
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Very 2018 thought on digital social networks.
Berlin/Germany

Sun and Earth

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But we don't need to worry about the boiling masses sandwiching the thin layer in which we live, since we're so fragile and short-lived that it's unlikely to kill us before something else does! Wait, why doesn't that sound reassuring?
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NielsRak
1194 days ago
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0 days without a potentially culture-destroying event
alt_text_at_your_service
1197 days ago
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But we don't need to worry about the boiling masses sandwiching the thin layer in which we live, since we're so fragile and short-lived that it's unlikely to kill us before something else does! Wait, why doesn't that sound reassuring?
alt_text_bot
1197 days ago
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But we don't need to worry about the boiling masses sandwiching the thin layer in which we live, since we're so fragile and short-lived that it's unlikely to kill us before something else does! Wait, why doesn't that sound reassuring?

Blame

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I bet if I yell at my scared friends I will feel better.
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ossiander
1763 days ago
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This seems to be what the news is saying.
NielsRak
1764 days ago
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What, the scared friends that have been yelling at everyone else that they're racist?
ameel
1764 days ago
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Hehehehehe
Melbourne, Australia
alt_text_bot
1764 days ago
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I bet if I yell at my scared friends I will feel better.

Defy, Defy, Defy.

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CAUTION: may contain Muhammed.
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